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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach."
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"What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping? Goodwill Hunting."
"Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife."
"Instead of pulling people over for texting, the police should be out there pulling people over for not texting me back."
"Why is a bulimic's favorite restaurant KFC? Cause it comes with a bucket."
"Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage."
"You might want to read all of my tweets... so that when the movie comes out you can be all pompous and say the timeline was better."
"Why could Luke and Leia never be together? They went looking for love in Alderaan places."
"Riddle, you see a guy You see a guy on the street talking to himself. What's his nationality? He's a Babylonian."
"i am 1/8 native american ! dont see it ? i oppressed it ."