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Joke of the Day

"I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING. YOU ARE EVIL. I don't want to go in the swing!! NOOOOooooo.... okay. yeah. This works. I'll hang here. - Baby"

"Why doesn't Bono like Google? He still hasn't found what he's looking for."

"Why was simba grounded? Because he was lion! Please. Please kill me.."

"WIFE: look at that couple. He kisses his girl every time he sees her. Why can't you do that ME: I'd love to but I don't know her well enough"

"It doesn't matter how much you work, there will always be an asshole that works less but gets more."

"Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes..."

"Why did CNN hire a tabloid ripping strongman as one of their anchors? Because he was great at breaking the news."

"What do you call a German virgin? Gudentite"

"Guerrero wanted the boxing match to be outdoors tn but... He was afraid of the May Weather."

"Get-rich-quick schemes rarely make much cents"