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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a German virgin? Gudentite"
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"My wife asked me for a double-entendre.... .....so I gave her one."
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"He called me ugly.... I called him an ambulance."
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"When does 2-1=0 ? When you're talking about choices."
"Anyone who doesn't request unlimited salad and breadsticks as their last meal is an idiot"