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Joke of the Day

"Why did CNN hire a tabloid ripping strongman as one of their anchors? Because he was great at breaking the news."

"I'm gonna rock and roll til 9pm and only party on weekends"

"What's the difference between a fat girl and model? The black guy doesn't give a shit"

"Girl I work with says to me, ""Why dont you like Taylor Swift? Shes awesome!"". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in."

"What do you call a Chinese prostitute? Wun Dum Ho"

"People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones. But people in ABU DHABI DO!"

"I like my women like I like my sandwiches crusty and filled with cheese."

"Just had a panic attack thinking how little time I've practiced picking up stuff with my toes in the event I ever lose my arms."

"I was on my knees all night, screwing this nut from behind... ...when I woke up this morning, my hands were really sore."

"What should female robots NOT come standard with. A sound card..."