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Joke of the Day

"It doesn't matter how much you work, there will always be an asshole that works less but gets more."

"I hate buying from cannibals it always costs an arm and a leg."

"My niece said she COLORED a picture for me. Uh you mean you Africian Americaned a picture? Geez Confederate General, when's the klan rally?"

"What do you call a table with dots all over it? The periodic table!"

"Eating a full box of chocolate is like shi# posting. After some time you get a lot of backfire and takes a lot of time to get yourself clean."

"So I fired my sit-down body guard today... Because he would not stand up for me"

"Did you hear about the blonde who got detention for flirting with boys in class? She told the teacher she wanted to go down in history..."

"I drool as I watch the gyro meat getting sliced off the stick for my wrap... ... then I wonder - is that how vegans feel when they watch someone mowing the lawn?"

"What do you call a prison for gays? Prism"

"What is 1x times D xD"