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Joke of the Day
"If your partner asks, ""Do you love your phone more than you love me?"" Lie."
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"I once dated a girl with a wandering eye... ...but she was seeing somebody on the side."
"Did you hear about the infection who made a Youtube video? He went viral..."
"An Irishman is driving to the airport While driving, he sees a sign that says ""Airport left"". So he turns around and goes home"
"What do you do when you see a penis drawn on the wall? You rub it off."
"Have you seen the movie about a lone piece of graph paper? The plot was a bit scattered."
"What do you call italian food that is bad? A pizza shit"
"What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet? A Nguyen-Nguyen situation"
"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!"
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, because they are efficient and humorless."