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Joke of the Day
"Guerrero wanted the boxing match to be outdoors tn but... He was afraid of the May Weather."
Next Joke
"It's impossible to describe why u are angry at a parent without sounding like a lunatic. ""They wanted me to eat salad! Can u believe that?"""
"Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is black."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!"
"Why do Norwegians drive Chevys? They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord."
"How many vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking."
"""So send me a picture of you..."" *sends* ""Look I need to leave very abruptly and extremely forever."""
"why do indians hate snow? because it is white and on their land"
"I'm thankful my wife harvested over $100,000 in potatoes on Farmville while I ate a grilled cheese for dinner & am sleeping on dirty laundry"
"Me: you want to end the date night with some bubbly? Wife: sure *I pour vinegar and baking soda into the volcano* Wife: this is so romantic"