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Joke of the Day

"Guerrero wanted the boxing match to be outdoors tn but... He was afraid of the May Weather."

"Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !"

"What is a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it be the arr but it's actually the sea"

"There was a kidnapping in my neighborhood today... So i woke him up."

"I saw my neighbour jogging at 1am this morning and said ""It's a bit late for you Kathy, isn't it ?"". She said ""I couldn't sleep"". I said ""That's not what I meant, you fat b*tch""...."

"Judge: Show us on this doll where the man hurt you. Me: He didn't. But watch this. [I make the doll do a backflip] Judge: Holy shit lol"

"Surreal, wtf, insane Repost: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. lolwut Any similar?"

"""Oh Shit, Was That Today?"" an autobiography"

"There was an explosion at a French cheese factory De brie everywhere."

"What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping? Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!"