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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Bono like Google? He still hasn't found what he's looking for."
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"I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job... it was an anti-climb axe"
"I wanted to buy an electric car And the prices were shocking"
"Anyone who says ""on his person"" rather than ""on him"" is not only pretentious, but obviously doesn't think in 140 characters."
"What's the difference between harry potter and jews? Harry escaped the chambers."
"What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench? A basketball team."
"Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days? Everyone knows black people can't work a full week."
"What does Melania call it when Donald takes Viagra? A rigged erection."
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar Schrodinger's cat walks out of a bar"
"Human history is so awful, I think I'm just gonna teach my son the timeline of Star Trek off of Wikipedia and call it a day."