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Joke of the Day

"it takes a while say, ""you wore that shirt the day after yesterday"", and see how long it takes for them to get it"

"What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor? A Utahraptor"

"I'd made a chemistry joke... ...but all the moderately amusing ones have used to death."

"Jokes site,help! Time a go,i read about a site in which there are plenty of jokes in this subreddit..graphically,it was very minimal.Could someone help me?"

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? Snowballs."

"What moisturiser do bullfighters use? Olay."

"Pedophiles are... .... Fucking immature assholes."

"Mom: I'm worried you might end up alone. nMe: Don't worry mom, do you know how many followers i have???nMom: ... ( Worried face)"

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic's Association"

"Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other."