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Joke of the Day
"What moisturiser do bullfighters use? Olay."
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"What do you get if you cross a Fish and an Elephant? Swimming Trunks."
"Bet you can't see your dick My colleague said to me, ""I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."" ""No, just your daughter's head,"" I replied."
"School Meals by R. E. Volting"
"What do the alphabet A and a flower have in common? B comes after both."
"How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? TEN Tickles LuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuL"
"What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs."
"A termite walked into a tavern, and asked"" Is the bar tender here?"""
"What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food."
"I like my men like I like my neutron stars Hot, dense, and degenerate."