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Joke of the Day

"Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other."

"A boomerang walks into a bar. Gets thrown out but he came back in again."

"ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon"

"There are probably fewer bees around now because a lot of them are still in prison for murdering Macaulay Culkin in My Girl"

"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it's got to want to change first."

"Dating a guy with big hands is the best, at any time I can say ""Babe, can you hold these 72 doll heads?"" And he can, he can hold them all."

"Why was the Mexican tire sad? Because it was despair"

"Why are women bad at parking? Because they have a wrong perception of how long 20 centimeters are."

"Ebola You guys need to stop telling Ebola jokes. They only last about a week. (Sorry, I know Ebola is old)"

"Never underestimate a woman sitting quietly in a corner sharpening a knife."