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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? Snowballs."
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"My idea to call our weekend bicycling group the ""Pedalphiles"" was not well-received AT ALL."
"I posted a selfie and someone commented ""Oh my! That was brave.""."
"Bumper sticker reads.... Voices inside my tells me everything is going to be ok"
"I work in a deli and put my cock in the bagel slicer. I got fired... ... and so did she."
"""I am leg end"" - a foot"
"Bloody FedEx... I've been waiting all day for my punchline"
"Shout out to whoever invented Braille! Maybe nobody remembers your name but you came up with a pretty dope way for blind people to read"
"Started the mower for the 1st time this year.36 pulls & then I passed out.When I came to, yard had crop circles & the beagle had a mohawk."
"DEATH: You're grounded! Get back here! DEATH'S DAUGHTER: Whatever. *gets on motorcycle, zooms across tightrope* DEATH: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!"