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Joke of the Day
"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic's Association"
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"Googling your symptoms when you don't feel well is the most efficient way to convince yourself you're dying."
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"What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes? -An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes? -A retirement home."
"I measure my kids' ages in terms of percent complete out of eighteen years. My kids are 22% and 38%."
"Why is Jesus gay? Ahhh men"
"A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand... ..HEY! (pom pom pom) Got any grapes?"
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Michael FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzMichael. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"Member when ""Member Berries"" wasn't the main remember meme? Pepperidge farm remembers."
"Just got confessed to today... Congratulation Just!"