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Joke of the Day

"Mom: I'm worried you might end up alone. nMe: Don't worry mom, do you know how many followers i have???nMom: ... ( Worried face)"

"I didn't realise how lonely I was... I didn't realise how lonely I was, until I decided my favourite sexual position was right-handed."

"For hire: Unemployed dwarf No job; too small"

"What do you call two crows together? Attempted murder."

"The supplement store said they were out of protein powder... 'No Whey!' I said"

"I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF."

"Did you hear about the two horses? They were in a stable relationship... ...but one of them had an extra mareital affair."

"What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out."

"Where do you put a Jew with ADHD A concentration camp."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who? Ho, tell me where my money is!"