201660
Joke of the Day
"Pedophiles are... .... Fucking immature assholes."
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"What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave? Do you mind if I Slytherin?"
"What do you call a prostitute playing bingo? A bing-hoe."
"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. ""First offender?"" The judge asked. ""No"" said the bailiff, ""First a Gibson, then a Fender."""
"What kind of person do people hate moving in next to them that starts with an 'N' and ends with an 'r'? [NSFW] A 'neighbor,' you racist fuck!"
"Responding to every question with ""deez nuts"" has alienated everyone close to me, but it has been worth it"
"My son played soccer in the mud all day. He was a little Messi."
"Me: pew pew...pew pew pew Guy at next urinal: Please stop"
"How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots."
"I wish I would be poor for a day Instead of every day of the year"