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"Jokes site,help! Time a go,i read about a site in which there are plenty of jokes in this subreddit..graphically,it was very minimal.Could someone help me?"

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"Did You Know Willie Nelson Just Died? He was playing On The Road Again."
"Why did Hillary Clinton cross the road? (probably offensive) 9/11"
"Q: How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary? A: With a warlock."
"How do you say ""Fuck You"" in Yiddish? Trust me!"
"What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing. Because he's Jewish."
"A French man asks... ""Do you even lift, breaux?"""
"So Hilary, what are your plans for economic development and beating ISIS if you ever win the election? ""I have a boyfriend"""
"Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to? His first mate"
"I'm on a version of the Paleo Diet where I eat anything I want knowing that my fossilized remains will be plenty thin in 2.5 million years."