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Joke of the Day
"And the Oscar goes to... Jail."
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"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? ........to get to the other side"
"What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin? Cracktose Intolerant"
"I told my sons i would buy them each a new Nerf gun. Me: ""Im going to buy you boys a new Nerf gun today"" Son: ""I don't want a Nerf gun i want a Transformer"" Me: ""It's Nerf or nothing"""
"The truth about Chemistry Chemistry is all about experiments. Because Chem-is-try."
"My kids can't hear the dog barking for 15mins to come back inside but they can hear me bite into a Pop-Tart from 3 counties away."
"Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed? He wanted to feed his nightmares."
"Happy Fathers Day! Me: Happy Fathers Day! Pop: Thanks! Me: I'll call you later. Pop: Don't call me later, call me Dad :') ..."
"A guy walks up to a girl in Starbucks Hey girl, how would you like to be my skinny vanilla latte? go light on the cream though, that's for later."
""" What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? snowballs"