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Joke of the Day

"Nice empty fish tank It'd be a shame if someone were to FILL IT WITH SNAKES! *the terrarium is invented*"

"Did you hear about the guy that farted in church? He had to sit in his own pew."

"Pantibros before pantihose?"

"What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average? SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING"

"Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. The only KKK that will let bIack guys inside them."

"What Does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana Have in Common? Their biggest hit was the wall."

"*tips fedora at a mosquito* m'laria"

"[Turing Test] Tester: Let's start with an easy one, the square root of 29241? Subject: 171! Tester: Subject: I meant, idk math is hard. lol"

"That old man reminds me of your puppy... They're both probably going to die within 20 years."

"My wife says I have a drinking problem.. I don't remember ever getting blackout drunk though."