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Joke of the Day

"[Turing Test] Tester: Let's start with an easy one, the square root of 29241? Subject: 171! Tester: Subject: I meant, idk math is hard. lol"

"[on a business trip to South Carolina] Nice to meet you. I'm from Philadelphia. ""Welcome to the United States."""

"Live debate - where is the ""China"" counter? Someone must be doing this :)"

"What did one black guy say to another black guy? We're both black guys."

"I'd follow humor pages on facebook but most of the time I see a joke, I've already reddit before"

"A drunk homeless guy wanted to fight me yesterday As soon as he kicked me and lost his shoe I could smell defeat."

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"

"I'll tell you what I know about midgets... Very little"

"A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store."

"The Mayor of Flint, Michigan will be fired. Who will lead the city then?"