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Joke of the Day

"What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average? SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING"

"what has Trump and Brexit got in common no plan"

"Son: Mom, dad, I'm gay. Mom: *gasp* Dad: *clenches fists* Mom: Honey, stop! Dad: *steps forward* Mom: N- Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD."

"I honestly have allergies and dry skin this time of year, but it never looks good for a dude to have tissues & lotion on his desk."

"Let's make fake tan orange people an official race so we can discriminate against them properly."

"Where do ants keep their armies? in their sleevies"

"[date] ME: do you have kids or pets? HER: a son and a cat ME: what are their names? HER: John & Batman ME: nice! my son is also named Batman"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered six offender"

"I used to have a dog named Ass. RIP Ass"

"Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !"