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Joke of the Day

"*tips fedora at a mosquito* m'laria"

"I feel sorry for people that haven't found their true love. My sister is on her 5th."

"I just met a dude with 12 nipples! I know, it scounds crazy, dozen tit"

"Runs away from you... Looks back to laugh at you... Runs into pole."

"What did the farmer say to the chocolate cow? Get to the back of the meat grinder!"

"I've started writing crossword puzzles for a national newspaper. The money is not great but It's allowed me to buy a little two up two down house."

"Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept for."

"If a hungry shark is after you what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!"

"What kind of music does your mailman like? Postrock/Postpunk"

"What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student? An essay."