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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy that farted in church? He had to sit in his own pew."

"If you hear the words ""oh yeah, suck it"" coming from my bedroom, it's probably just me vacuuming."

"""Jesus take the wheel"" -an Asian man telling the police that a Mexican guy stole his rims off his Honda Civic."

"Saw a bumper sticker that said 'Jesus is the answer.' Two cars later I saw one that said 'Who farted?' Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever."

"(NSFW) Why does Beyonce sing ""To the left, to the left""? Because niggers have no rights. or Option 2: Because women have no rights."

"Jesus walks into a bar... orders a glass of tap water."

"I think Rachel Dolezal is misunderstood. . . It turns out she's bi-Rachel."

"At the Bar last evening, there was a blackout.... ..Good thing, I had a light beer."

"What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest? Dinomite"

"How to kill your wife without consequences. Hah. Made you look."