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Joke of the Day

"Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. The only KKK that will let bIack guys inside them."

"Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)"

"I almost did this stupid thing at work where I think for myself."

"Conversation between a politician and prostitute Politician : Hi, I'm 52. I am a politician and I am honest. Prostitute : Hi, I'm 27. I am a prostitute and I am virgin."

"Why do mermaids wear seashell bras? Because ""B"" shells are to small and ""D"" shells are too big."

"the real reason you shouldn't flush condoms is the fish get caught in them and it makes the fishermen laugh so hard they fall off the boat"

"I'm speechless Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!"

"[staff meeting] PRINCIPAL: ok guys, we built a room to hold our P.E. class. what should we name it? [Jim slowly raises his hand]"

"Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards."