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Joke of the Day
"What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes? Vans of der Waals"
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"It would be really convenient if Christmas decorations grew on trees."
"What did a German say to a Jewish man when he sneezed? Gesundheit"
"Breaking news: A helicopter has crash landed into a cemetery in Ireland The pilots didn't survive, and so far local police have recovered 956 bodies."
"Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident? He let God take the wheel Edit: *Jesus.* He let *Jesus* take the wheel"
"Golfers always bring two pairs of pants to tournaments Just in case they get a hole in one."
"What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time? A metro-gnome"
"My wife said that if I lose my job, she's divorcing me. So I need suggestions here, people. What are some terminable offenses these days?"
"I got fired from the church nursery for racing the babies."
"Instead of yelling at jerk who cuts u off in traffic just chuck a realistic rubber snake in their window & yell ""have at him Damian!"""