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Joke of the Day
"That old man reminds me of your puppy... They're both probably going to die within 20 years."
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"Circumcision How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
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"How is Jesus different from other carpenters? Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day"
"Who always wins at musical chairs? Rosa Parks"
"""OMG why am I so sore?"" *Flashback to me doing five push-ups yesterday* ""Oh right."""
"I just came back from a Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but, fuck me!! passing the parcel was super quick."
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head when it hits a windshield? Its ass."
"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"
"Music is like people, the black notes are the fastest"