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Joke of the Day
"My wife says I have a drinking problem.. I don't remember ever getting blackout drunk though."
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"What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !"
"When my wife starts to sing .. I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"Financial status: Googling ""sell kidney"""
"My girlfriend's dad wouldn't let us sleep together which is a shame because he's very attractive"
"Q: Why do ghouls wear glasses? A: So they don't bump into other ghouls."
"I came across something really weird last night... I think she was half-goat or something?"
"What is the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are twenty of them"
"I'm at my most Ninja Turtle when I remove a manhole cover & jump into the sewers to avoid making eye contact with someone I know in public."
"My parent's kitchen was designed with 11 light switches, all of which turn on the garbage disposal if you're trying to be quiet"