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Joke of the Day
"Pantibros before pantihose?"
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"I drank so much Mt. Dew my taste buds turned into tase bros."
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"What's your emergency? Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
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"I think my friend Ben has a bad reputation. Every time I tell someone that me and my other buddy are friends with Ben Ofitz, they give me a strange look."
"Shit happens, I mean, look at your face."
"What language do bees speak? The beesnese"