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Joke of the Day
"What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation? Hey that's my toque!!"
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"My dad told me to be the best I can be and to always be at the top I told him ""I am at the top ...... of a bell curve"""
"I took my boat out the other day and it made sounds as if it were sick. So I took it to the dock."
"Scientists proved that cows don't give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!"
"Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to like tractors, but I don't anymore."
"The concept of blonde jokes are very simple. Everybody gets it, not the blondes though."
"What did the blonde medical student die from? An aneurysm."
"What score did Lenin get on his exam paper? ...Full Marx"
"Why are blind people bad computer programmers? Because they can't C."
"What do you get when you have a mothball in each hand? One happy big-assed moth!"