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Joke of the Day

"What did the blonde medical student die from? An aneurysm."

"[NSFW] What do you call 2 black guys raping a white girl? A giant Oreo."

"I googled ""where do ninjas live?"" no results were found. Well played ninjas. Well played."

"Realized woman behind me at self-checkout line was from DMV. Made her wait 4 hours for her turn. Revenge is sweet."

"Date: what kind of work do you do? Me: I dabble in real estate [Dad yells down the stairs] She visits open houses and eats the free cheese"

"If you get a gift from me, there may or may not be a pair of scissors between the wrapping and the gift. I'm gonna need those back."

"A teacher asked her class what their favorite letter was. A student raised his hand and said ""g"" Why is that Angus??"

"What did the flat iron say to the follicle? Now let me get this straight . . ."

"What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment."

"I'm on a pepperoni pizza cleanse."