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Joke of the Day
"Scientists proved that cows don't give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!"
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"A feminist asked for my name I said I'm Hugh Mungus"
"Nothing adults love more than telling people how exhausted they are. It's like a sadness competition."
"""Gotham deserves a relaxed hero that smells of lavender."" - Bathman"
"I have the attention span of a... Have I ever told you how much I like porn?"
"i'm supposed to train the intern to do what i do every day, but i'm not sure how comfortable i am giving him my twitter & facebook passwords"
"my marrige is just like my time in prison nothing but fucking and fighting, Im just kidding I never fought in prison."
"I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day. It was a shock to the cistern."
"if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put ""u"" at the beginning and ""i"" at the end. i want a divorce karen"
"""My phone's about to die."" -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call ...."