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Joke of the Day
"The concept of blonde jokes are very simple. Everybody gets it, not the blondes though."
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"Elton john and muhammed ali once had an exihibition match... And elton won...knocked ali out in the first round...and from that day on everyone knew to be wary of his fruity punch."
"[GF comes home to find our son alone] Where are you? I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: [soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice] I AM"
"She *blows into Nintendo cartridge* took *blows into Nintendo cartridge* the *blows into Nintendo cartridge* kids"
"Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen? To protect himself from the harmful rays."
"Mom wants to meet her Son's Girlfriend Mom :- Son, I would like to meet your Girlfriend. Son:- Me Too.... (Being Single)"
"Got so drunk last week that I married a thermostat Talk about turning the heat up on a relationship."
"How is eating pussy and being in the Mafia similar? One slip of tongue and you're in deep shit!!"
"Who makes the sweetest video games? Masahiro Saccharide"
"What did the Muslim Zoophiliac say when he found out his friend was a beekeeper? ""Dicks out for Haram Bee"""