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Joke of the Day

"My dad told me to be the best I can be and to always be at the top I told him ""I am at the top ...... of a bell curve"""

"What does the lord say when the intern messes up? God demi"

"Welcome to Facebook. Please choose your category: Comedian, Philosopher, Protester, or Drama Queen."

"Helping a friend So I got a text from my friend this morning telling me he was going to kill himself. Do I reply? Or just leave him hanging."

"A lot of my friends struggle hard with drug addiction and alcoholism but they both came real easy for me."

"When Piaget studies children he becomes a well known name. When I study children I get escorted out of my local park."

"9 year old told me this today. My favorite exercise is a mix between a crunch and a lunge... It's called lunch. Dad, I'm hungry."

"What to hear a joke about dementia? Pickles"

"USDA steak inspector? YEP! Chuck Testa!"

"Since we are doing lightbulb jokes, here's one... Q: How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb? A: A fish!"