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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter."
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"[Restaurant] Me: I know in your profile it said you were small but I didn[my date falls into her soup]"
"Wind chimes. Something I've never purchased. Can't see myself saying, its too quiet, you know what'd be nice? Noise."
"I used to hate facial hair But then it grew on me"
"What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach."
"Old cordless phones, for when you really need to be on the phone, but also need to sword fight the cat."
"make your life more efficient by cutting out the middle man. quit your job. kill your friends. throw your food directly into the toilet."
"Shake what yo mama gave you! Oh she just handed you a child. Don't shake that"
"WORM: Why do caterpillars think they are better than us? OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*"
"You put the shhh in bullshhhit."