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Joke of the Day
"What score did Lenin get on his exam paper? ...Full Marx"
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"shit i lost the instructions to my shampoo and now there's blood EVERYWHERE"
"What kind of fruit tells the best jokes? A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me."
"Mexican and black jokes are all the same....... Once you have heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!"
"What does Agatha Christie call a group of almost every type of bird? A Murder of Most Fowls!"
"""Bro, can you give me some kinda book or pamphlet for this location or product, bro?"" Brochure."
"There should be an app that, in the event of your death, your phone will seek the nearest toilet & submerge itself, destroying all evidence"
"""What are you getting this Christmas?"" asked my friend. I said, ""Fatter."""
"Did you hear what the ridiculous fraction ordered for lunch? I don't know either but I heard she tried to halve split-pea soup and pay with a quarter."
"When Santa arrives at home, he says: Honey, I'm ho-ho-home! ... I'll show myself out."