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Joke of the Day
"I took my boat out the other day and it made sounds as if it were sick. So I took it to the dock."
Next Joke
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"Looked up from my phone for a few minutes. Wasn't worth it."
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"What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too? Imagination."
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