221218
Joke of the Day
"I took my boat out the other day and it made sounds as if it were sick. So I took it to the dock."
Next Joke
"A man walks into a bar.... ...sits down, orders a beer, and begins to gaze longingly at the barmaid. The barmaid hands him the beer, returns the stare and says... ""Take a pitcher, it'll last longer."""
"What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? Getting her back into the wheelchair."
"Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber? He's dreading it."
"Two old ladies sitting on a park bench.. Two old ladies sitting on a park bench, a streaker ran by. One of them had a stroke, the other just couldn't reach."
"What do you get when you shoot a Mexican Golfer A hole in Juan"
"Did you hear about the Mexican killer that owned trains? He had loco-motives"
"Statistically if driving a stake through the heart kills vampires, we're all vampires."
"Cameron Cameroff"
"Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax? He was barred."