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Joke of the Day
"Why are blind people bad computer programmers? Because they can't C."
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"I'm writing a book about a child who suffers from SIDS But considering turning it into a short story"
"For a long time I thought I was Jewish. But it turned out to be psychosemitic."
"What is it that separates humans from animals? The Mediterranean Sea"
"How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw."
"I have 6 locks on my door. When I leave, I lock 3. So no matter how long somebody tries to pick the locks, they are always locking 3. Suckas"
"A police officer pulls over a speeding car.. The cop said to the driver, ""Ha! I've been waiting for someone like you all day!"". The driver replied, ""Well, I got here as fast as I could!"""
"Sorry, this joke's a repeat.. ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^show ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out"
"When it comes to Pope vs. Trump, do you take the side of the guy who wears that ridiculous thing on his head or the Pope?"
"Have you heard of nihilism? Its kind of a Nietzsche philosophy."