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Joke of the Day

"Why are blind people bad computer programmers? Because they can't C."

"Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !"

"I hate having sex with my partner while we're camping... It's two fucking in tents."

"Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train? Because it went straight pasta!"

"Apparently when your girlfriend asks which of her friends you would like to have a threesome with you are only supposed to say one name."

"My post on /r/bombs made the front page Edit: holy shit this blew up"

"Priest: Do you read to your kids from the Good Book? Me: Every night Priest: What's their favorite part? Me: When Frodo destroys the ring"

"#TT At 14 I yelled, ""You'll NEVER understand Morrissey,dad!!"" and tried to run dramatically out of the room but ran into a wall & fell over."

"Republican luminary Sarah Palin. If I have to explain then its not funny. If I have to explain then you most likely voted for the Republican luminary Sarah Palin."

"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun has one trigger."