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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to like tractors, but I don't anymore."
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"What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you? Partner in crime."
"When I was a kid, my parents gave me a drum set for Christmas. They let me bang them as long as it wasn't after midnight. They always slept better after being banged."
"RULE OF THUMB: If a movie trailer makes me mutter, ""No one wants to see that,"" then about 50-100 million people will want to see that."
"So a prisoner took his own mug shot... He called it his ""cellfie""."
"Good ice-breaker How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice I'm.."
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