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Joke of the Day
"You may think that a pirate's favorite letter is R But they actually love the C."
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"When you said you wanted to show me a stiff one, I had no idea you worked in a morgue."
"Velcro. What a rip-off."
"I told my wife that I am helping create jobs in the economy. I left a dish in the sink and told her she now has a job to do."
"I find it inconsiderate that policemen always ask if I had been drinking but they never bother to ask if I had anything to eat at all"
"People wonder why I move to a new place every couple years. The truth is, I'm being chased by a snail with a grenade and a vendetta."
"Guy calls to HR: - Hi. I'd like to discuss IT security specialist position at your company. - Ok. Send your CV, please. - You already have it at your desktop."
"How many friend zoned guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they will all just stand there complimenting it and get pissed when it wont screw."
"How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone? Just wait, they'll tell you."
"What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender"