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Joke of the Day

"What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender"

"If sex with 3 people is called a 3 some, sex with 2 people is called a 2 some.. Then I know why everyone calls you handsome."

"Why did the chicken cross the bridge? To get away from the Turkey coop."

"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrot sounds."

"TEN>NINE Doctor:"" I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient : ""What do you mean by 10?10 what?Months?Weeks?"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too. 50% off"

"My friend from Mexico got bit by a mosquito.. he could not figure out why his American friend was not receiving bites as well. I told him the bugs were hungry for Mexican tonight."

"A mug of beer walks into a bar... The bartender sees him and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve alcoholic drinks here."" A rift in the space-time continuum is created as the bar ceases to exist."

"wife: Did you work late? [flashback to me missing my exit because the car in front of me had Shrek on and I wanted to see the ending] me:Yep"

"Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?"