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Joke of the Day
"When you are dying... Make sure your final words fit on a tombst"
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"HR: You know why you're here? Me: So we can be alone? HR: Your new nickname is a problem. Me: We all have them. HR: Yes, but Sperminator?"
"Why did the boy take a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school."
"""The limo is broken""... Said the limo driver who looked like a person but darker colored"
"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise"
"You should be able to make your GPS call you a code name. ""Bobcat, in 3.1 miles turn left"" ""Recalculating, Bobcat, you're going rogue."""
"The songs that make me feel coolest when I'm driving fast are generally the songs that make me feel dumbest at stop lights."
"(NSFW) A friend of mine started dating a girl with special needs. Everyone is saying how sweet it is but I think he's fucking retarded."
"Q. ""Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?"" A. ""One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."""
"Why do Asian women have small tits? Because only A's are acceptable."