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Joke of the Day
"When you said you wanted to show me a stiff one, I had no idea you worked in a morgue."
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"Wanna hear a joke about the mods? [deleted]"
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"I just named two flies in my house Buzz and Buzz Jr. If you want me to come to your house and name shit it's $20/hour."