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Joke of the Day

"I told my wife that I am helping create jobs in the economy. I left a dish in the sink and told her she now has a job to do."

"What's the difference between racism and chinese people? Racism has many faces."

"What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget? Tom Cruise"

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To reach the bottom. As told by my 5 y/o cousin."

"Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a freak."

"I'm thinking of opening a Christian sex shop. I'm going to call it, Condemnation."

"All carpentry tool names were created by someone in desperate need of sex."

"What is a suicide bombers worse fear? Dying alone..."

"Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58000 cars out in the driveway."

"What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing? He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend."