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Joke of the Day

"[walking on beach] [find bottle with message in it] Message: IS YOUR FRIDGE RUNNING? [another bottle with message washes against my feet]"

"Who writes ghost stories? A ghost writer."

"What did the collage artist say to her assistant? Looks like I got my work cut out for me."

"What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter? Camenbert"

"Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher."

"Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don't work."

"why do people swerve I love running over stuff"

"free space program idea: when you bring a spaceship back to earth land it on a huge seesaw and launch another ship off the other side"

"Teacher: Where is the English Channel? Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up"

"What happens in BSDM when you fuck the wrong person? Oops, wrong sub."