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Joke of the Day
"Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don't work."
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"Customer: ""Wait that password looks really gray. I'm going to type it in again."""
"The police get mad at you if you try to marry a squirrel. Even if you're pretty sure it's a girl squirrel."
"My wife's favorite position is the one where I lie very still wearing nothing but a toe tag and she starts dating again."
"Why does the couple at the beginning of a scary movie always have to be happy & sexy why can't it be like, Pat & Deb, 56 & 54, IBS sufferers"
"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite guitar chord? C Minor"
"I hate father in laws So I only date black girls"
"Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible? They're plane to sea"
"What do you call a dog wearing a watch? You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog."
"Why was the motorcycle going so slow? Because it was two tired!"