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Joke of the Day

"What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter? Camenbert"

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"Something tells me that girl with the word ""Princess"" tattooed on her neck isn't really Royalty."
"What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear? T-shoes!"
"Have you ever played the game of pocket tennis? ..it's when you like keeping your hands in your pocket, when you have holes in them and you're not wearing any underwear."
"Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team? The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ..."
"What kind of joke do peeping Toms like? In-ya-window"
"How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb? One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!"
"Dicks and vaginas are like coke and Pepsi I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they taste the same."
"Let me tell you a joke. A mathematician walks into a bar and says.. ""Let me tell you a joke. A mathematician walks into a bar and says.."""
"Who wins in a race to San Francisco, the lesbian couple or the gay couple? The lesbians. They get there lickity split while the gays are still packin it in!"