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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Where is the English Channel? Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up"

"A mexican and black person have a car race. They both end up going over a cliff and die. Who won the race? Society."

"- 911,what's your emergency? - I'm out of beer! - That's no emergency. - Chest pain? - We'll send an ambulance. - Make sure they bring beer."

"Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents. Silly rabbits, we were here first."

"True story My dad ate whale in Japan but it wasn't on porpoise."

"I told my girlfriend she should work at UPS She's good at handling packages"

"1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? -top 3 things on my mind when I'm in a a conversation"

"Did you guys hear about the midget that admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."

"What do you call two doctors with colds? An ironic paradox."

"Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering A minor."