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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why they invite me to an Easter egg hunt, then freak out when I turn up in camo gear with my rifle."

"What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road? quack"

"What do you say when you see two fetuses making out? ""Oh get a womb"""

"Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend."

"I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She told me that I have to stop jerking off. I asked, ""Why?"" She replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"My 5 stages of grief: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Are you gonna eat that?"

"If I'm ever on life support unplug me Then plug me back in see if that works"

"What's better than a rose on your piano? Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)"

"What is white and 14 inches long? Absolutely nothing. It's MLK weekend, lets have your best white jokes."

"I think my girlfriend would make a good plumber She keeps bringing up old shit from weeks ago."