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Joke of the Day
"Who writes ghost stories? A ghost writer."
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"Some people say they have a hamster on a wheel in their head. I have 4 squirrels fighting over an acorn."
"Hey, i'm proud of my heritage that's why sometimes, I don't even wear my hood at rallies."
"With great power comes huge electricity bill"
"Secondary market that lets people sell their excess Twitter characters."
"[Restaurant] Waiter: Compliments of the chef. *He opens silver platter and post-it notes with the words 'You're beautiful' pour out*"
"I'd rather drop a baby than my iPhone.... I mean I can make another baby.... But I have no clue how to make an iPhone..."
"I keep ringing Screwfix... .. To this day they still insist they're not a matchmaking agency!"
"Don't buy a belt at the zoo, it's just a snake trying to escape."
"My friend started making bird puns towards me. Toucan play at that game!"