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Joke of the Day
"What did the collage artist say to her assistant? Looks like I got my work cut out for me."
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"How can you tell when a girl is vegan? She'll tell you"
"It's true what they say: No news is Fox news."
"How are all these African-American's able to take off time from work to riot in Baltimore? Wait... nevermind"
"""You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?"" -Jesus"
"What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map? Incontinent"
"There are now 4 sides to every story. Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version."
"What do you call a group of invading pirates? An **Arrr**my"
"Alien: we are here to enslave you Me: *not looking up from phone* huh? Alien: I SAID.. Me: *still not looking up* yeah I said I'll do it"
"When 2016 has to kill one more thing Mariah Carey's career"