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"What happens in BSDM when you fuck the wrong person? Oops, wrong sub."
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"The heart is a barefoot child that keeps running in and out of traffic."
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"definitions of twerk 1. to dance and gyrate in a sexually explicit manner 2. what a native of Brooklyn New York says where he goes in the morning"
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"Cat with 16 lives There was a cat with 16 lives. It was run over by a 4x4 and it died."
"How does JokeExplainBot work? Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction..."
"I bet every time Vanilla sets his razor down on the bathroom sink, he looks up in the mirror, rubs his newly smooth face & says ""Shaved Ice"""